Blount and Beyond Online Magazine - Magazine - Page 77
Here at the House
By Emily Effler
My boy looks all grown up out there! �㴭 If you
need a mower this summer, let me know. He's 14
and a pretty good dude, if I do say so myself.
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April 14 at 9:41 PM ·
Ivey was in bed and it was dark. She heard someone walk in
the room.
Ivey: "Who is dat? I can't see you."
Ellie: "It's Sissy."
Ivey: "What kind of sissy?"
Ellie: "Me!"
Ivey: "Oh, Ellie Effler??? Or Monkey Farts?"
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April 12 at 5:11 PM ·
I was all set to be on time. Early, even. Then as I was about to put the
car in reverse I discovered that this ridiculous hound dog had hopped
into the car with Ivey. She refused to get out. I had to go all the way
back into the house for pepperoni to convince her to git.
Look at my pre琀琀ypre琀琀y princesses. �㸣
It is against the very laws of nature for me to be on time for anything.
Even the beasts of the earth conspire against me.